Missing: One pair of feet, complete with ten toes. Approx. size 9 1/2. Last seen on Friday 5'4" below my head. Known for their inability to hold still while watching a movie and their love of sandals and toe rings these feet are well loved and their return to their rightful owner would be greatly appreciated. Signed~ Pregnant woman who suddenly swallowed a globe.
! I SOOO remember this! Get a pedicure, right before you're due. Even if you can't see your toes at least you'll know they're pretty!! :)
ReplyDeleteI think you'll be seeing them again in about 92 days, give or take...
ReplyDeleteNo ransom required.