Dear Boobs,
We are not breast feeding. Please stop leaking milk. It's been over a week and no one has drank from you. Please take the hint. The tenants are tired of waking up in a puddle every morning. We understand you're disappointed but we assure you, you do have other purposes... like holding up great tops and helping us determine when it is cold. Not producing milk will not effect your employment.
Thank you,
The Management
4 comments:
Although I was sorry to hear you're not nursing... I still thought this was really funny! :)
Hope you're recovering quickly!!
:)
~Christine
Send hubby out for some cabbage and put the leaves in your bra. You will have to leave them in for a while to dry everything up but it will work. When I weaned a little while ago it took about 2-3 days to dry up but the cabbage leaves helped and it kept me from getting engorged. I am sorry you aren't nursing too but I am sure you made the right decision for you and your family. Hope all is well!
Buhahahaha! This was great! I *love* your writing style!
Congrats on becoming a mommy :)
~Mara, friend of Nana Lorrie's
I got a serious of the giggles reading this - been there and done that :-) Drinking sage tea also helps dry up the milk, if you can bear the disgusting taste...
What a beautiful little soul your daughter is...
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