Everybody Needs Slogans

So I was on this site and it had a link to another site. Which, by the way, happens every day. But I, despite sound mental ability, must click a link when it is offered.

I found myself here. And I made a slogan... because....I. Am. That. Gullible.

(In case you have a wonky browser and you can't read it) It says, "A Finger of Curvatude is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat". Boy that sounds really dirty doesn't it.

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