I'm not going to do a trick

I used to be a morning person. I woke up happy, I took a shower, I started off the day alert and at one with a hot cup of tea and the hard pressed decision between what earrings to wear to work.

Now I wake up and it takes 3 to 4 hours before I get a shower on a great day. I never wear earrings because I'm sure someone would try to pull them off. I have a pepsi for breakfast because it's faster than tea.

And the whole time I drink it... she looks at me like this...

Keep staring kid. I'm not going to do a trick.